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April 4, 2008

Very interesting autobiography in pictures, waged since 1976!


Every year on July 17th, this family takes a picture of themselves. They started in 1976. You can see each one of their 3 boys transform into adults.


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April 2, 2008

Alba wants no-strings sex


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The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

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Fashionable Tips guy with a girl on fashion.

Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention, though it's admittedly clever (I'm honest enough to admit when something is brilliant, even when it's my own writing).

You shouldn't read this article if you're a woman with low self-esteem. I don't need my inbox filled with emails from teary-eyed women reaffirming how astute my observations are by shrieking at me for ruining their lives.

Women get away with murder in our society, especially when it comes to the visual pollution they call fashion. So I'm going to do what few people—few men—have ever done by criticizing you. Sure, you may be thinking "but Maddox, people criticize women's fashion all the time!" Yes, but not men, and definitely not badasses like me.... Until now.
Crocs look like shit and they make your feet smell.

When I see people wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. They come in every color imaginable yet look bad with every other article of clothing ever created. The only thing that goes with Crocs is social ostracism.

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for. Here are the suggestions for Crocs:

When it comes to shoes, there are usually three deciding factors: quality, price, and style. Some shoes are cheap and stylish, but poor quality, while others are stylish and durable, but expensive. Crocs usually go for $30-$60, which doesn't sound like much for a shoe, until you consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.

The message of hatred office aunt:)


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Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!

Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking everyday when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don’t know how you don’t notice it. I’m going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.

Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so good when he slipped his hard dick into your fat ass! Yea I heard that, and so does everyone else that walks by your suite when you are on the phone. It’s disgusting, and we don’t want to hear about it, so keep your voice down.


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Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone.

Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don’t wear panties.


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Boss’ old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared… it’s Evan.

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In dispute the "true" - really Google is born the woman has created?

I was arguing with my girlfriend about women not inventing anything useful. In an attempt to prove me wrong she Google "She invented" only to have ask Did you mean "He invented"

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Unique patrimonial process

Low price guarantee at MyWeddingFavors.comA young lady goes to the hospital to give birth and wakes up without arms or legs. The hospital refuses to explain why they left her as a multiple amputee. In a letter, they wrote that she would have to sue them to find out what happened. She can't even carry her newborn child. Help bring attention and digg it up, please.

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March 31, 2008

The Onion Pokes Fun at Women and Online Dating


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The Onion, a fake and satire news company, has put out a fake news cast that pokes fun at women and online dating. The segment is titled, “Online Dating Streamlines Rejection for Women”.

An anchor begins by saying, “This Valentine’s Day, millions of single women are wondering if they’ll ever find that someone special. Onion News Network Tech Trends reporter Jeff Tate explains how the Internet has revolutionized the way women irrationally get their hopes up…”

The anchor then passes the story to a reporter who, in a serious tone, talks about desperate women that use online dating and get rejected. It includes interviews with “online daters”.

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Geeky Weddings (PICS)


Um...whut?





The centipede is a nice touch





What else says 'I love you' like a blue, feathered border?





Um...way too far





Arrrrgh





"Thank you very much Mister Roboto"





My eyes! They're burning!





No. No way...this is ridiculous.





Robin wants to know where YOUR costume is.


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February 17, 2008

Club 555 Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?

Nice has the word "ice" in it and that's how she's going to feel toward you if you come off all nice and squishy. That is the fastest way to become a "friend" instead of a lover. Nice guys listen up because what we are about to clue you in on might change your dating life forever. Nature is an amazing force. All the animals in nature look for the strongest and most attractive mate to breed with. This assures the survival of the species by breeding out the weakest genes. This is the way that it is supposed to work so we don't want to reinvent the wheel but we do want to take advantage of what nature predicts the way that the female will react...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805557" height="1" width="1"/>

February 16, 2008

Club 555 Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?

Nice has the word "ice" in it and that's how she's going to feel toward you if you come off all nice and squishy. That is the fastest way to become a "friend" instead of a lover. Nice guys listen up because what we are about to clue you in on might change your dating life forever. Nature is an amazing force. All the animals in nature look for the strongest and most attractive mate to breed with. This assures the survival of the species by breeding out the weakest genes. This is the way that it is supposed to work so we don't want to reinvent the wheel but we do want to take advantage of what nature predicts the way that the female will react...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805557" height="1" width="1"/>

February 11, 2008

Intimacy Promotes Good Health

Love and intimacy are extremely important in relationships. Intimacy reinforces the bond between lovers and promotes undistracted communication both verbally and physically between partners. Spending time with your significant other on that level has all kinds of benefits<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805565" height="1" width="1"/>

February 10, 2008

Club 555 Online Video Dating

Since the invention of videotape video dating services have been offering video introductory clips for prospective singles. The concept was that you would visit the service's studio where you could have a video of yourself recorded and added to a library of introductory videotapes. While there at the service you could view video clips of other singles at a television and if you found someone interesting you could set up a date. Broadband service and faster, more powerful computers have changed the face of video dating while making it easier and more accessible.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805564" height="1" width="1"/>

February 4, 2008

First Date Impressions

First impressions are important make them count...Ladies this is where a lot of men fail the test. Men pay close attention to what we are about to say here. Do not let your eyes wander around the room as your date is spilling her heart out to you. This is a definite way to not get a second date. You have asked for her time and she generously agreed to share her time with you so do not waste her time. Spend the time with her and do not shop for a better model while your out.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805560" height="1" width="1"/>

January 8, 2008

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How to be a Super Hot Woman

Walking your usual route going to work or school, you encounter various guys you may or may not like. Same goes if you go out clubbing, coffee or just a meal with your friends, you’ll spot a guy in the room. If you do see a guy you like, can you immediately tell if he [...]

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Club 555 Online Travel Specials for Singles

Our Travel Partner Crossroads Travel has specials for Online Dating Singles. Pick from cruises or Getaway vacations to popular resorts-some a little "Hotter" than others. Crossroads Travel is a "full-service" agency. Give them a call and see what it's like to be "pampered" by a full service agency.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805578" height="1" width="1"/>

January 7, 2008

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What Should a Dating Service Be?

If you're using an online service make sure you check out the new sites because they offer more features than the "Big Boys". The face of online dating is changing. Online dating sites are upgrading their services to include more than just provisions for a picture and a little description. Make sure to check 'em out before you buy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/club-555/azPU/~4/198805577" height="1" width="1"/>

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